Apparently just having an About page isn’t enough.
Q: Is this site real?
A: Nothing is real. Pain is inevitable and all joy is fleeting, one day the darkness will consume us all.
Q: What is the goal of this publication?
A: Mostly to laugh with designers, sometimes to laugh at them. Other times it will be to shed some form of opinion on one of our industry’s many flaws.
Q: Can I write for The Passable Designer?
A: If you enjoy waking up in the middle of the night, sheets drenched with sweat, your lover crying from fear as you lie screaming into the night for terror of some nameless Dropbox designer using a pillow to suffocate you and slaughter your family for mocking how absurdly large their team is, sure. Be my guest. Email me and I’ll check out your stuff.
Q: How did you make the site?
A: It’s built using something called Blot, an above average CMS.
Q: I’ve found a bug, what do I do?
A: If you really care that much then you can email or tweet at me, but that just means I have more stuff to do. Thanks a lot.
Q: What gives you the right to mock designers?
A: Nothing really. I am a designer though, which basically means I’m excused from all wrongdoing and can do whatever I want for the rest of my life. Sorry.
Q: Was this page really necessary?
A: Well gang, I had it down in the navigation from the start, and while none of these answers are likely to help anyone at all, I still felt some form of commitment to having it up. Maybe it’ll be useful one day.
Q: Fuck you
A: Fair enough.